THINGS I LIKE TO HUMP

  1. Your leg
  2. That teddy bear toy you think is so cute
  3. Your foot
  4. Lucy the white poodle next door
  5. The mailman
  6. Your shoe
  7. The couch
  8. The down comforter in the guest room
  9. Your favorite pillow
  10. Pretty much all my stuffed animals