A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

  1. I grew up in Lancashire.
  2. I live in a converted motel. I am NOT Norman Bates.
  3. My Birthday is in December.
  4. My favorite novels are Infinite Jest and American Psycho.
  5. Nirvana changed my life. As a teenager I fantasied about moving to Seattle and starting a band.
  6. I was once in a band. Not in Seattle. In Lancaster, Lancashire.
  7. I've never been to Seattle.
  8. I'm determined to visit Seattle this year.
  9. I currently live in LA. I don't drive. Uber is a good friend of mine.
  10. I'm a Brit. Equally proud and ashamed of this. Like a proper Brit.