THINGS I DID TODAY

I mean I don't think I'm being dramatic when I say that this day DEFINES average.
  1. Went to Duane Reade
    Bought four things. My receipt was no less than two feet long.
  2. Took a shower
    I bought conditioner at Duane Reade. Not a conditioner guy but I thought I'd give it a try. Had to ask my mom and sister if you put it on before or after shampoo. And honestly? Can't remember their answer. We'll see what order I go with tomorrow.
  3. Did laundry
    Pretty standard. Load of colors load of whites. I love this app!
  4. Took the subway
    Everybody needed gum. Everybody.
  5. Shopped on Amazon
    The amazing thing about Amazon is that the sheer convenience of it makes you buy things you don't need.
  6. Ate Dominos
    How can something that smells like vomit taste SO good
  7. Watched the Rangers game
    Hockey is an amazing sport. If you don't like it, you probably don't have a favorite team. My advice: pick a favorite team and go to a game. You'll be hooked. And when you're there you can Instagram a pic so people know you went!