Crushes in the adult world
Not much has changed since I was a teenager
- •I manage to bring up lovely topics, like vomiting, in conversation.It's like watching a car crash in slow motion.
- •I sweat and my voice shakes.
- •I stalk the shit out of your Facebook.I know what you were doing 5 years ago.
- •I desperately look for your negative qualities.Please be rude, please do or say something rude and make me not like you.