WHAT I DID TODAY
- •Ruined someone's day by sending them a cease and desist letterDon't infringe other people's intellectual property, kids.
- •With the help of Buzzfeed, discovered which SNL icon I amBill Hader, in case you were wondering
- •Drank a cookie butter ice blended from Coffee BeanThat did not taste like cookie butter at all
- •Forced my dog to wear a polka-dotted shirt
- •Nearly gagged on a piece of chicken fat during dinnerThat's what I get for ordering crappy fake Chinese food.