ALL THE OTHER TIMES "CLEVER GIRL" COULD HAVE BEEN USED IN JURASSIC PARK

In honor of the fourth installment of the second greatest movie ever made.
  1. Hammond to Dr. Saddler when he pops champagne
  2. Gennaro to T-Rex before he gets eaten
  3. Lex to brachiosaurus after the sneeze
  4. Grant to Tim after electrocution
  5. Everyone to Lex after she figures out that damn Unix system
    Let's just all pause for a moment and reflect on how perfectly ridiculous that scene was...why Tim couldn't just give the damn shotgun to Grant or Saddler really bothers me to this day.
  6. Nedry to Dogson after he gives him the barbasol
  7. Nedry to that pesky Dilophosaurus before he gets eaten