HOW TO TELL IF IT'S YOUR UBER DRIVER'S FIRST DAY DRIVING A VEHICLE

A cautionary list for those who think it's ok not to wear a seat belt in the back of an uber.
  1. "OH SORRY I DIDNT SEE THAT GUY"
    Oh you mean the person in front of you with their brake lights on? Cool.
  2. "THAT GUY'S AN ASSHOLE!"
    Oh you mean the guy who merged in front of you and you proceeded to cut him off? Cool.
  3. "THERES SO MANY CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE ROAD TONIGHT!"
    Oh you mean the guy who is slamming on his horn because you thought it was cool to enter his lane as he is right next to you? Cool.
  4. "I JUST MOVED TO LOS ANGELES!"
    Oh is that why you decided to follow Moses and the Hebrews in the desert instead of just making the left like I told you to? Cool.
  5. "IT'S MY FIRST DAY DRIVING UBER!"
    Yeah no fucking shit guy.