Because if you're going to celebrate being a close minded asshole while Free Whilly's Mike Huckabee is on stage next to you...at least make sure your intro song has some significance! #KimDavis #ihatehuckabee
  1. Khia - My Neck, My Back
    Because much like Kim Davis, no song does more harm to our culture and the preservation of society quite like this one.
  2. Ludacris - Area Codes
    Because much like Kim Davis, no song celebrates different hoes in different area codes quite like this one.
  3. Little Jon - Get Low
    Because much like Kim Davis, no song can get people on their feet and screaming stupid shit quite like this one.
  4. Journey - Don't Stop Believing
    Because just like Kim Davis, no song is more cliche, played out and consumes people with a violent rage over the thought of the final scene in The Sopranos quite like this one.
  5. Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
    Because just like Kim Davis, no song can fill even the most peaceful of people with the urge to commit genocide quite like this one.
  6. Cher - Believe
    Because just like Kim Davis, there is no song that is gayer or tortures prisoners at Guantanamo Bay quite like this one.