THE 9 INDICTED FIFA EXECS
....or the most challenging game of bang, marry, kill
- •Dr. ClawLet's be honest...there's definitely someone in FIFA with a claw for a hand and fluffy cat by his side at all times.
- •The HamburglerAfter terrorizing children for years he finally made it to the big leagues. Someone should also keep tabs on that Ronald McDonald...carny bastard.
- •George SrTHERES ALWAYS MONEY IN....the off shore accounts FIFA has been laundering money through for years
- •Barbara StreisandJust because.
- •The Poacher from JumanjiEvery evil organization has a button man. If you don't know what a button man is go intern with any organized crime family.
- •A minionThese guys are so in right now
- •DodgsonThis man single handling ruined Jurassic Park and also FIFA. He's trying to make a team of velociraptors.....NEWMAN.
- •Rob Schneider (not as a carrot)The true Faceless Man. The brains behind FIFA.
- •The nation of QatarNo one should have to play soccer in 120 degree heat.