....or the most challenging game of bang, marry, kill
  1. 1.
    Dr. Claw
    Let's be honest...there's definitely someone in FIFA with a claw for a hand and fluffy cat by his side at all times.
  2. 2.
    The Hamburgler
    After terrorizing children for years he finally made it to the big leagues. Someone should also keep tabs on that Ronald McDonald...carny bastard.
  3. 3.
    George Sr
    THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN....the off shore accounts FIFA has been laundering money through for years
  4. 4.
    Barbara Streisand
    Just because.
  5. 5.
    The Poacher from Jumanji
    Every evil organization has a button man. If you don't know what a button man is go intern with any organized crime family.
  6. 6.
    A minion
    These guys are so in right now
  7. 7.
    This man single handling ruined Jurassic Park and also FIFA. He's trying to make a team of velociraptors.....NEWMAN.
  8. 8.
    Rob Schneider (not as a carrot)
    The true Faceless Man. The brains behind FIFA.
  9. 9.
    The nation of Qatar
    No one should have to play soccer in 120 degree heat.