THINGS THAT DIDNT HAPPEN WHEN I WENT TO JURY DUTY...

SPOILERS AHEAD
  1. I didn't get to do this
    ...which has always been a dream
  2. I didn't get to say, TRIAL BY COMBAT!
    ...would have stopped it before someone crushed someone else's head
  3. I didn't get to sentence someone to swim with sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
    ...now what am I going to do with all these sharks...
  4. I didn't get to banish anyone to the wall.
    Winter is here folks...and someone has to watch that shit now that you know who is dead*
  5. I didn't get someone to confess ala Goldfinger
    ...but fun fact I really want to become a Bond villain.
  6. I didn't get to get out of it by dressing like Princess Leia
    ...much like the Sharks I don't know what I'm going to do with this costume, but my hair has never looked better
  7. *Jon Snow is dead
    HE'S DEAD PEOPLE. NOT THAT RED BITCH OR ANYONE ELSE GONNA BRING HIM BACK!