THINGS THAT DIDNT HAPPEN WHEN I WENT TO JURY DUTY...
- •I didn't get to do this...which has always been a dream
- •I didn't get to say, TRIAL BY COMBAT!...would have stopped it before someone crushed someone else's head
- •I didn't get to sentence someone to swim with sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...now what am I going to do with all these sharks...
- •I didn't get to banish anyone to the wall.Winter is here folks...and someone has to watch that shit now that you know who is dead*
- •I didn't get someone to confess ala Goldfinger...but fun fact I really want to become a Bond villain.
- •I didn't get to get out of it by dressing like Princess Leia...much like the Sharks I don't know what I'm going to do with this costume, but my hair has never looked better
- •*Jon Snow is deadHE'S DEAD PEOPLE. NOT THAT RED BITCH OR ANYONE ELSE GONNA BRING HIM BACK!