10 REASONS WHY I BROKE UP WITH MY EX

  1. He uses Internet Explorer
  2. He thinks Velveeta is a cheese
  3. He doesn't know what the word ambiguous means
  4. He un-ironically watches Nicholas Cage films
  5. He likes mustard
  6. He doesn't have a dog
  7. He has a yahoo account
  8. He doesn't punctuate his sentences in text messages
  9. He has an android
  10. He uses Facebook