1. I never charge my phone
  2. I make all of my boyfriends crash on the couch so I can sleep next to my MacBook
  3. I haven't closed any of my Internet tabs in 2 months
  4. I like to have sex with the lights on
  5. I don't trust anyone that doesn't say the word 'like' in every sentence
  6. I'm a morning person
  7. I keep my eyes open when I make out with someone
  8. I think Chlamydia would make a really pretty name