WHY I CAN'T RELATE TO MARNIE

  1. 1.
    I hate reading (most things)
  2. 2.
    I love giving blow jobs and having anal sex
  3. 3.
    I hate musicals
  4. 4.
    She has zero self awareness
  5. 5.
    She gives the worst advice
  6. 6.
    She loves cake