1. Have caught my penis in a zipper (Something About Mary)
  2. Got Addicted To Drugs, Wrote "Alf" (Permanent Midnight)
  3. Don't understand why she'd want to date this mean go nowhere guitarist. I HAVE A GOOD JOB, I HAVE A GOOD CAR, I'M NICE!! (Reality Bites)
  4. Mom is Barbra Streisand (Meet The Fockers)