1. If your remedy for any sickness is 7UP and/or Vicks
  2. If you grew up scared of El Cucuy
  3. If you had tamales and/or pozole for Thanksgiving dinner instead of turkey
  4. If you pray to the "virgencita" Virgin Mary instead of praying directly to God
  5. If you hate Sheriff Joe Arpio and Donald Trump
  6. If you have to order your parents food when at a drive thru or restaurant
  7. If you are at least 15 minutes late for everything