1. Your presence calms me on Sundays.
  2. You remind me of a Bonnie Hunt character.
  3. With you, I feel heard.
  4. Your analogies are always incredibly accurate.
  5. You'd make a great casting director.
  6. I love your laugh.
  7. You're not easily flustered (which is markedly different from being so-called chill).
  8. Are you Canadian?
  9. You never arrive anywhere with a commute story.
  10. You smell like shampoo.