19 Things Only Dancers Will Understand!
list skills on POINTE…oh yeah, we went there 😉
- •…ummmm…ok we may have blown our load a little prematurely on this one.
- •probably should've made sure we had enough items before we just picked that random sounding fun number
- •we said dancing already, right?
- •consistently being mentioned second when people are listing off Santa's reindeer
- •i dated a girl who was a dance major in college, i haven't talked to her in like 5 years, it would sound so weird/desperate if i texted her out of the blue and was like "hey how are you? can you give me, like, 12 things about dancers. better make it 15." but i also don't want to look foolish on the internet.
- •she'll totally think i'm just making up an excuse to talk to her so we can start things again, even though I'M the one who broke things off with HER!
- •she was always sort of the one who got away though
- •honestly, Claire, if you're reading this, i feel really badly about how things ended, and maybe with, i don't know — call it maturity, call it perspective — maybe with more of that under my belt i can be ready to give it a shot. to be the man you needed me to be. to be the man i needed me to be.
- •oh wait, that's right, she wasn't a dance major, she was an art major. painting, i think. is painting a major? maybe i should make a list about painting. but no way, now it actually would be a desperate and obvious move. i guess i'll just stick with this list and ride it out into cold, singleness oblivion.
- •there's no way this list is 19 items. 19 is kind of a lot anyway. anyone who would've been happy with a 19-item list would be happy with a 14-or-so-item list, right?