1. Bang Crackle
    word on the street is he's in to some real next level, tantric shizz.
  2. Marry Pop
    always one to keep things spontaneous and interesting, live your marriage like it's a never-ending scene from your favorite romantic comedy
  3. Kill Snap
    off-kilter and has the worst hat. sorry Snap, but somebody's gotta go. I heard he doesn't even like rice. or Krispies.