DIRECTIONS TO ANYWHERE IN LOS ANGELES, FROM ANYWHERE IN LOS ANGELES

  1. Ok so hop on the [pick one: 101/405/110/5/10]
  2. Take that for a couple miles
  3. Get off on the exit right by the In N Out Burger
  4. Hop on to [pick one: Santa Monica/La Brea/Wilshire/Melrose/Pico]
  5. You're gonna pass through a bad part of town
  6. You're gonna pass through a touristy part of town
  7. You're gonna pass through a hipster part of town
  8. You'll know you're getting close when you see the studio lot
  9. It's on the left
  10. You can try and find a meter but parking is awful
  11. Text me when you get here
  12. You know what let's just reschedule, next week would be better for me anyway