Pokémon Go? more like Pokémon HOE.
  1. bulbasaur
    Static
    more like BALLbasaur
  2. pikachu
    Static
    Pikachu's safe word is: pikachu
  3. jigglypuff
    Static
    gettin' jiggly wit it
  4. squirtle
    Static
    do I even need to say it?
  5. diglett
    Static
    just the tip
  6. whatever this one is (clearly DTF)
    Static
  7. onix
    Static
    I'm rock hard
  8. also all of them (sandshrew likes to watch apparently)
    Local
    also our second glimpse into the dark world of S&M pikachu
  9. Gotta catch 'em all! (STDs, that is)