DIRTIEST POKEMON, RANKED

Pokémon Go? more like Pokémon HOE.
  1. 9.
    bulbasaur
    more like BALLbasaur
  2. 8.
    pikachu
    Pikachu's safe word is: pikachu
  3. 7.
    jigglypuff
    gettin' jiggly wit it
  4. 6.
    squirtle
    do I even need to say it?
  5. 5.
    diglett
    just the tip
  6. 4.
    whatever this one is (clearly DTF)
  7. 3.
    onix
    I'm rock hard
  8. 2.
    also all of them (sandshrew likes to watch apparently)
    also our second glimpse into the dark world of S&M pikachu
  9. 1.
    Gotta catch 'em all! (STDs, that is)