good ideas i had first

yeah that's right, if you do any of these things, you're ripping off an idea I HAD FIRST! and i can prove it, probably.
  1. robbing Ryan Lochte
  2. lying about it
  3. the Shake Weight
  4. the internet
  5. the Olympics
  6. the internal combustion engine
  7. The George Foreman Grill
  8. sliced bread
  9. unsliced bread (predated my previous idea)
  10. condoms
  11. abortions
  12. Catholicism
  13. facebook
  14. The List App
  15. breathing
  16. taking credit for other people's ideas