1. These freaking…oh no wait some PR lady lost her job for tweeting a joke about them
  2. Well for sure anyone who…hold up never mind they have a celebrity spokesperson now
  3. At least we can agree that those…uhh ok well I guess they have a support group now
  4. People that wear…you're kidding? It's a religion now??
  5. How about…ok you're right too soon
  6. Nope
  7. Don't even think about it
  8. Not since Maury
  9. I didn't even know they actually existed
  10. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in their favor
  11. No way, José…and actually you're not really supposed to say "José" in that context anymore, either
  12. They've got an acronym now so...
  13. You wish
  14. I think they unionized
  15. Didn't you see the leaked TMZ video of that athlete making fun of them and then got fired the next day?
  16. Still too soon
  17. Straight, white, upper-middle class cis-gender males who make upwards of $100K/annually — and even then, only sometimes…in fact better not just to be safe