QUESTIONS THAT DON'T GET ASKED ANYMORE

  1. smoking or non-smoking?
  2. can you set the VCR to tape that for me?
  3. who's your long distance provider?
  4. is that a Pentium processor?? .486?
  5. how many free hours of AOL do you have left?
  6. don't you wish there was a comments section on this website?