1. visit 100 take a penny leave a penny trays
  2. rob one of those "everything is a dollar" stores
  3. panhandle and stop after the first person
  4. request a small business loan from your local bank. a very, very, very small business loan
  5. spend time learning and mastering the art of counterfeiting at the highest level, purchase printing, aging, and forging supplies. print one dollar.
  6. find a successful business man or doctor who has one of those "my first dollar" dollar bills framed, steal it.
  7. take the buck out on a nice dinner date at a fancy restaurant, compliment his antlers