RECENT TINDER MATCHES

  1. the Long Island Medium
  2. an Olsen twin
    yes, this is Elizabeth Olsen. yes, that is funnier.
  3. Zelda, from Zelda
    if you think Zelda is the name of the lead of these games, you're actually thinking of Link, and I hate you.
  4. pizza
  5. the Zika virus
  6. myself
    I'm in terrible shape. and not just emotionally.
  7. a witch doctor
    this is not what I wanted when I asked for a little head
  8. a catfish profile
    turns out it was just someone pretending to be a catfish though