THE COMPLETE IN AND OUT BURGER SECRET MENU
- •Animal Styleburger of your choice with added pickle, extra spread with grilled onions.
- •Double Meattwo pure beef patties instead of one.
- •Your Father's Approvalrestitution for years of missed ball games and/or dance recitals, comes with tender, heartfelt embrace, full approval of your life and career choices, and no judgment of current boy/girlfriend.
- •Protein Styleyour favorite burger, wrapped in lettuce instead of bun.
- •Grilled Cheesetwo slices of American cheese with or without onions on a baked bun.
- •A Warlock's Powersthe full abilities, physical, metaphysical, mental and emotional of a warlock. choice of using powers for good or evil, beard optional.
- •The McDonald's Menuevery single item McDonald's is currently serving, including seasonal items. add Shamrock Shake or McRib for $3.00.
- •Escort Servicesclean, attractive male and female prostitutes, suited and trained to attend to every one of your sexual needs and fantasies. hourly rates available, guaranteed STD free.
- •3x3three beef patties with buns in between.