THE FULL LIST OF JOKES I WANTED TO MAKE ABOUT MY NEWLY HORRIBLY DISFIGURED FACE+
disclaimer: I'm fine, but I had some real trouble narrowing down which jokes to use after I found myself with some unscheduled facial modifications. second disclaimer: I did use a few of these on my twitter and instagram, et al.
- •cut myself shaving :-/
- •might have gone a little overboard in my Game of Thrones/Tyrion Lannister cosplay
- •whoa popped a wicked zit today
- •joined a cool new club this weekend…the first couple rules are to not talk about it, but they seem like pretty chill guys so I'm sure they won't care…
- •looks like someone has a case of the Mondays lol am I right?
- •…All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Dustin together again
- •"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
- •I woke up like dis
- •"when it's her time of the month but she's still about it"Suggested by @Samuel