- •Eastern Standard Timelike it or not, the whole world runs on EST
- •Pacific Standard Timethe zone your phone comes auto set to and the place where the best beaches and the best vibes exist. get into it.
- •Greenwich Mean Timeif you have a nice enough watch or are NASA this is the time you use
- •Central Standard Timeit's that second number they mention when ads tell you what time your favorite TV shows are on
- •Mountain Standard Timenothing interesting happens in this entire timezone
- •Daylight Savings Timean abomination that should've been done away with decades ago.
- •Medieval Timesall the appeal of your local Renaissance Fair, half the budget.