- 1.Eastern Standard Timelike it or not, the whole world runs on EST
- 2.Pacific Standard Timethe zone your phone comes auto set to and the place where the best beaches and the best vibes exist. get into it.
- 3.Greenwich Mean Timeif you have a nice enough watch or are NASA this is the time you use
- 4.Central Standard Timeit's that second number they mention when ads tell you what time your favorite TV shows are on
- 5.Mountain Standard Timenothing interesting happens in this entire timezone
- 6.Daylight Savings Timean abomination that should've been done away with decades ago.
- 7.Medieval Timesall the appeal of your local Renaissance Fair, half the budget.