1. Eastern Standard Time
    like it or not, the whole world runs on EST
  2. Pacific Standard Time
    the zone your phone comes auto set to and the place where the best beaches and the best vibes exist. get into it.
  3. Greenwich Mean Time
    if you have a nice enough watch or are NASA this is the time you use
  4. Central Standard Time
    it's that second number they mention when ads tell you what time your favorite TV shows are on
  5. Mountain Standard Time
    nothing interesting happens in this entire timezone
  6. Daylight Savings Time
    an abomination that should've been done away with decades ago.
  7. Medieval Times
    all the appeal of your local Renaissance Fair, half the budget.