TIPS FOR MAKING IT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

helpful hints and tricks written on my seventh night in a row of staying up till 4 or 5AM
  1. stay up till 4 or 5AM
  2. sob internally, bask in the crushing defeat of your life choices and wasted opportunities/years, wonder if it is too late to give up and be a house husband. look up first college girlfriend on facebook. casually observe that everyone in the world is more successful and better looking than you are. sob externally.
  3. congrats, you've made it!