for anyone trying to find love, who can't afford to fly out of Burbank (aka Dustin's downtime delay day at LAX) (I like alliteration) (I've slept 10 hours in the last five days)
  1. is that a metal detector wand or are you just happy to see me?
  2. how'd you like to confiscate three ounces of my liquid?
  3. you don't have to get me in that scanner to see me naked
  4. I don't have a bomb, but that doesn't mean we can't make our own explosion together
  5. we're about to make this X-ray X-rated
  6. I'd like you to do a more thorough search of my sack
  7. I don't have any sharp objects but I definitely have something over five inches I'd like to penetrate you with
  8. these gloves only turn blue when I'm aroused