WAYS I AM NOT LIKE DON DRAPER
- •at no point had the option of hooking up with January Jones
- •was poor as a child…am still poor as an adult
- •never stolen any identities
- •never divorced (mostly because never married but still)
- •worse hair
- •pretty different definitions of "fidelity"
- •desk. office. …job.
- •no kids (that I know of hahaha AM I RIGHT WINK WINK) (no but seriously no kids)