WOMEN WHO ARE NOT TAYLOR SWIFT (ABRIDGED)

  1. Princess Leia
  2. Dame Judy Dench
  3. My ex-girlfriend Stephanie
  4. Most Starbucks baristas
  5. Cameron Diaz
  6. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
  7. The Mona Lisa
  8. The lady from Shark Tank
  9. Queen Elizabeth II
  10. Nancy Grace