My best smart ass responses to stupid people last week
Why sarcasm is underrated.
- •Girl says "I wish we had a real purge, who would you kill first?I told her she would go first cause any idiot thinking about killing random people should have been taken out a long time ago.
- •Guy tells me he's moving to California with his ex whom he just got back with for the 3rd time in less than 6 months"Your life coach sucks"
- •Lady asks me "What I gotta do to get to know you?""Go ask my wife, she knows everything."
- •Guys says to me " I hate cops""Go ahead and call Ghostbusters when you have a break in"
- •"Man, the Knicks are gonna be the team to beat this season.""Yeah man, most injured starting 5 ever"