FAVORITE TOTALLY REAL COMEBACKS *CERTIFIED

Nope.
  1. SUCK MY BUTT DUDE!!
  2. I swear, I will slap your first born...
  3. I don't care if you're big, I'll fight you a lot.
  4. Dude, suck my butt!
  5. You're*
  6. Yeah...well...shut up dude!