WHY WE DON'T PUBLISH LISTS ON DEADSHIRT

As you may know, Deadshirt.net as a rule does not publish listicles, except at the end of the year. You may be wondering why. Here we go:
  1. Every other site in the universe publishes lists and I like to be different.
  2. Listicles are rarely designed to inform or illuminate the readers, and most of the time readers are just reading the bullet points to see if their opinion has been validated.
  3. I am a pretentious fuck.
  4. For a year in college I operated a site called "Top 5 Everything," on which I published a brief Top 5 list every weekday. It sucked.
  5. If I started, I would not be able to stop.
  6. This app is my god now.