THINGS THAT ARE NOT WHAT THEIR LITERAL NAME SUGGESTS

  1. Baby rattles
  2. Sea weed
    Don't smoke it kids. It does nothing.
  3. Pilot Fish
  4. Tiger Shark
    Too bad.
  5. Manhole covers
  6. Sweat pants
    How you gonna sew a secretion ?
  7. Sandwich board
  8. Driveway
    You park in it
    Suggested by   @ChrisK