1. I'm so complex, people just don't get me.
  2. It's like this song was written about me.
  3. My parents are stupid
  4. My teachers are stupid
  5. We're going to be friends forver
  6. Boobs
  7. I'm never going to talk to you again
  8. I look stupid
  9. I sound stupid.
  10. That person looks and sounds stupid
  11. School is never going to end
  12. My life is going to be so much better when I can drive / turn 18 / move out
  13. Why is everything so stupid?
  14. When I'm in charge I'm not going to be so stupid.
  15. I am so good at pretending I'm sober.