Things I've seen while stuck in traffic in NYC for the past hour

  1. A non-serious car accident
  2. Seven people snapping selfies in front of said accident
  3. Anthony Weiner
  4. Wait, no, it wasn't him
  5. Two soft pretzels being purchased
  6. Four bicyclists
  7. One kid on an electric skateboard
  8. License plates from New York, New Jersey, Virginia, Florida
  9. People walking big dogs
  10. People walking small dogs
  11. 6 umbrellas
  12. 3 Bruce Springsteen bumper stickers
  13. 8 strangers helping each other