PARTS OF JON BATISTE I WOULD LIKE TO LICK (RANKED)

5 days a week, the good (elderly) people at CBS pour Jon Batiste into my living room like hot glistening fudge oozing into the crevices of an already enjoyable dessert. Here are pictures of him. Why are you still reading this?!?
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    Legs
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    His style
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    His Colbert
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    Winning Smile
  5. 5.
    Lips
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    Clever Smile
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    His talent
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    Booty
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    Sexy Smile
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    Dance moves
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    His machismo
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    His wee piano