MOST RIDICULOUSLY CLEANED-UP KIDZ BOP LYRICS

Someone had a lot of fun cleaning up these lyrics to make them nominally kid-friendly. http://bit.ly/1Nf2QvQ
  1. “Timber,” Pitbull featuring Kesha
    Real lyric: ”Club jumping like LeBron now/Volí!/Order me another round/Homie!” Kidz Bop lyric: “Club jumping like Kidz Bop now/Yeah!/Dance with me, we’re going round/Homie!”
  2. “Sing,” Ed Sheeran
    Real lyric: “I told her my name and said, ‘It’s nice to meet ya’/And then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila” Kidz Bop lyric: “I told her my name and said, “It’s nice to meet ya’/And then she handed me a bottle of water, said ‘nice to meet ya’ ”
  3. “Counting Stars,”One Republic
    Real lyric: “I feel something so right by doing the wrong thing” Kidz Bop lyric: “I feel something so right by doing the right thing”
  4. “Team,” Lorde
    Real lyric: “So all the cups got broke/Shards beneath our feet” Kidz Bop lyric: “So the dishes got broke/Shards beneath our feet”
  5. “Story Of My Life,” One Direction
    Real lyric: “She told me in the morning/She don’t feel the same about us in her bones” Kidz Bop lyric: “She told me in the hallway/She don’t feel the same about us in her bones”
  6. “Ain’t It Fun,” Paramore
    Real lyric: “You can ring anybody’s bell to get what you want” Kidz Bop lyric: “You can ring anybody’s cell to get what you want”
  7. “All of Me,” John Legend
    Real lyric: “Love your curves and all your edges/All your perfect imperfections” Kidz Bop lyric: “Love your words and all your edges/All your perfect imperfections”
  8. “Not a Bad Thing,” Justin Timberlake
    Real lyric: “When someone cuts your heart open with a knife/Now you’re bleeding” Kidz Bop lyric: “When someone breaks your heart open with a lot[?]/Now you’re hurting”
  9. “Pompeii,” Bastille
    Real lyric: “Oh where do we begin?/The rubble or our sins?” Kidz Bop lyric: “Oh where do we begin?/The rubble or our wins?”
  10. “Dark Horse,” Katy Perry
    Real lyric: “Make me your Aphrodite” Kidz Bop lyric: “Make me your one and only”