THINGS YOU HEAR AFTER AN IMPROV SHOW

  1. Hey great set man!
    I'm being polite. Or it was genuinely great. You'll never know.
  2. I really liked that one character!
    I looked up from my phone briefly and this is all I remember.
  3. Weird room.
    I also bombed.
  4. Good stuff dude!
    I didn't pay attention at ALL. I was too busy thinking about my own set.
  5. YOU were great!
    The other person on your team... are they seeing anyone?
  6. You guys fucking crushed.
    I enjoyed that
  7. Dad and I are so glad we came!
    We drove an hour for this, there's NO parking, and this what I took out all those loans for?