Things My Grandma Says About Technology

  1. Grandma: Can you please help me download the apps? Me: sure, which ones. Grandma gives a blank stare and replies: you know the apps that everyone has
  2. Me: did you see the email I sent you? Grandma: No! Your grandfather has stolen my email. Every time I open the internet his is there and mine is gone.
  3. Grandma: all of my friends have iPhones. I need to get an iPhone. Me: why don't you get an iPad and try it out first? Grandma: we already have an iPad, I can't figure out how to use that thing.