Best Ways to say "No" that make you sound crazy instead of negative.
- •"Na-nu no-no" ( just like Mork, but negative )
- •"The test results on that request have come back...negative"
- •"NEIN!" (Scream in loud cartoonish German accent. Think 'Shultz' or 'Klink' from "Hogan's Heroes")
- •Lip Sync That Mitch Ryder record where the chorus goes "no no no no no no na no no no"
- •Show this picture of Phil Hartman portraying Judge Wapner from "The Peoples Court"
- •Hand person a CB radio. Go around corner with another CB radio. Contact person on radio, announce "that's a big nega-tory good buddy"
- •A tasteful and well written card accompanied by a striking "Edible Arrangement". They truly are head and shoulders above flowers!
- •Buy a Pizza with "No F*cking Way" spelled out in pepperoni. (Based on pepperoni size you may need up to a large Sicilian Pie)
- •Charades. Who doesn't love Charades!