Careers in my next life

I'm fulfilling my lifelong professional dream (by which I mean I got the degree, as I'm currently unemployed) but in another time/place...
  1. Social worker/therapist
  2. Rabbi
  3. Advice columnist
    Sensing a theme?
  4. Comedy writer
    Comedy writing duo with my husband would be the ultimate!
  5. Scientist
    Epidemiology, astrophysics/cosmology...basically, I'd loooooove to work at NASA and/or be Neil deGrasse Tyson.
  6. English teacher/professor
    Let's read and discuss books!
  7. I would love it if others commented with their alternate timeline careers or made their own similar lists!