1. To track my husband's @HisDudeness brilliance
  2. To understand my husband's new best friends @dad3 @kate81 @BWN_7 (He seriously loses his breath and cries reading your stuff)
  3. To write about shit my husband says
  4. I was at a bar with friends in Seattle and wanted to show them "Stuff my wife says" I think it was trending 😜 I needed proof I'm funny...at least out of context