Shit My Husband Says Vol 1

  1. "I'm Native American?" In response to..."Why do you look so tan?"
  2. "Do you know about butt chugging?"
  3. "You're my hero, as always" In response to me explaining to him what butt chugging is....
  4. "Is that what they're calling it these days?" In response to me telling him that my yogi friend Stephen rubbed raw amber on me
  5. "Please do not feel the need to defend me or engage any further if you see the list argument I was in."
  6. "Try expanding some commas wife dog"
  7. "He likes your first list...BJ has NEVER liked my lists." In response to @bjnovak liking my first list ever