What an airhead!.....may I have a redo? Time for a little retrospective of a real winning moment(s)

Or that one time I drove to Mexico from Lake Tahoe and ate πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„
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    So I was about 19....this should tell you where this story is going.
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    My friend Bob (a girl whose name is really Ashley but she goes by Bob...and no she is not Trans so I'm correct with my pronoun)
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    My friend Bob was in love with this band that was playing at the Hard Rock in San Diego.
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    I needed to go to Orange County where my family lives which is on the way to San Diego.
    Can't remember why.
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    We decided on a whim to take the road trip.
    Mind you we only had a day and half because I had to work.
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    So we started or journey in the Volvo wagon down the 395 with a brown bag of a wide mouthed wide can Fosters (Australian πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί for beer) aka road soda.
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    We arrived in OC where we stopped for about an hour...I'm sure my parents were thrilled I brought home my pink haired friend Bob barely visited and said I was headed to San Diego.
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    We then arrived in San Diego only to find the show had SOLD OUT!!!! Did the Internet not exist at this time?? I can't remember.
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    So, what do 2 intelligent 19 and 21 year old girls decide to do? Go to Mexico, naturally!
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    The night of course began in Tijuana...we spoke ENOUGH Spanish at the time so we were TOTALLY SAFE.
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    Encounter 1: parking garage local trying to get us to go to a private beach...no thanks.
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    Encounter 2: Marines, whistles, tequila and some guy asking me if the Kat you did my tattoo was Kat von D (see What The Tattoo On My Lower Neck/Shoulders Is And The Meaning Behind It)
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    Encounter 3: A basement and invite to a Donkey show
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    Encounter 4: Mexican Led Zeppelin cover band
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    Encounter 5: Eat πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„ while watching cover band
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    Encounter 6: We are lost in Mexico I repeat we are lost in Mexico
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    Encounter 7: End up in a weird shipping yard area find truck driver
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    Encounter 8: Me: Donde esta cinco del Norte?? Possible murderer (who turned out to be kind and honest because I'm a good judge of character) Sigue Sigue
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    Encounter 9: Follow truck to the border...Bob: It looks like a transformer!!!
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    Encounter 10: Fall asleep in driver's seat waiting to cross border
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    Encounter 11: Wake up almost get arrested...Bob jumps out of car to pee and buy a carton of cigs right before we actually get to cross...almost leave Bob in Mexico.
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    Encounter 12: Make it back to America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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    We made It safe and sound back to my parents around 6 Am we have now been up for 24 hours....time for a nap and head back to Tahoe
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    Wake up and can't move back either from driving or fungus....take some muscle relaxers and get in the car.
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    I was a really brilliant 19 year old!
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    @HisDudeness isn't the only one with cool Mexico stories (couldn't find link to list)