JOKES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MINE
Sometimes you just don't know
- •"Knock knock" "who's there?" "Joe" "Joe who?" "Joe-who-vas witness. Would you like to hear the new of Jesus Christ our lord and savior?"
- •We should all invest in elevator stocks this year. I hear they're going way up.
- •What do you call a biochemist that stubbed his toe? A mad scientist.
- •Did you hear about Obama's speech at the deafness awareness seminar? It was unheard of.