SIGNS I MAY BE COMING DOWN WITH A COLD

Denial is harder as these happen...
  1. Snot. Everywhere. Insistently. With propulsion.
  2. Forgetting to drink coffee.
  3. 25% happier to be sitting at any given moment
  4. Awareness of my proximity to things that can potentially be used as tissues.
  5. Thinking it would be a great idea to drive to Burbank from Venice to see an open mic.
    Halt. Stop where you are. Put down the Google Maps and proceed to the closest CVS for zinc, nasal spray, and candy. YOU ARE SICK.