Quotes By The Triplets

  1. "Colleen told me I won't be invited to her wedding and I told her 'Good, that means I'll save money cause I won't have to buy a suit or a gift'"
    Grant
  2. "I'm so angry I'm gonna cut your shoes!!
    Grant
  3. "THIS SMELLS LIKE A DEAD CAT'S BUTT!!!"
    Colleen
  4. "Elise, Grant is wrong. You're not going to die alone. This is going to be you."
    Cameron
  5. "Was all of Michael Jackson white or just the parts we could see? Like what if his face and hands were white but his butt was black?"
    Cameron
  6. I don't think I'll cry when Grant goes to basics this summer. Scratch that, I will cry. TEARS OF JOY."
    Cameron
  7. Grant: "Elise told me that I could be the next Dr. Phil." Colleen: "No. She probably told you that you need to go see Dr. Phil"
  8. "She has a double chin too!! You can join my club!!!"
    Grant
  9. "He eats more crap than a horse fly"
    Grant